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Monday, July 25, 2005

This is wrong

I'm a fan of the adultswim. Before it comes on though at ten o'clock on the cartoon network a show called Teen Titans airs. It's a stupid show for young adults, but it does have one major attraction, the little philly above, Raven. I have probably seen 15-20 episodes of this show b/c of this cartoon vixen. I'm going to list two major reasons why my semi-crush on Raven is slightly disturbing, then I'll list why I have said semi-crush.

1. Raven is a cartoon character. This is problematic for obvious reasons, but probably not actually that disturbing. Problematic because, obviously it'd be very hard to engage in any type of activity with a drawing (whether that activity be shuffleboard or something more interesting like miniature golf). The reason that it's not that disturbing is because, who didn't want to fuck Jessica Rabbit? She was totally sexable.

2. Raven is roughly 15, or so years old. Now this is a major problem seeing as I am slightly older than 15 myself. If the situation ever arose where her parents were out of town, and I was over, and we split a bottle of vodka, and we decided to take a dip in the new jacuzzi on the refurnished back deck, and you see where I'm going with this. The results wouldn't end up to good for ole' cgpop in terms of not being charged with some sort of statutory sex offense. So maybe it is good she's a cartoon afterall.

Now I'm going to list some reasons why she's totally hot, way hotter than any of the previous jailbait like the the olsen's, lindsey lohan, or hillary duff.

1. I bet she totally hates her parents
2. She definitely smokes Parliaments
3. Bauhaus is probably her favorite band
4. She has telekinetic powers
5. Check out that outfit/body

Can I get a witness? Raven, if you do ever materialize into a real flesh and blooder give me a call in 3 or so years, if not, don't worry, I'll be calling you.

editor's note: New Orleans was highly successful. As a party destination it is unrivaled. Such a unique city with personality to burn. My personal highlight was when a totally coked-up stripper asked me what I was fucked up on. I replied only alcohol, I think. Must of looked pretty rough by that point. If Raven would have been at the Larry Flint Hustler club I would have gotten multiple lap dances from her, I don't care if she's a 15 year old cartoon.

15 Comments:

Blogger Satisfied '75 said...

booo yah!!

Monday, July 25, 2005 6:28:00 PM

 
Blogger cgpop said...

My thoughts exactley

Monday, July 25, 2005 7:29:00 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fuck her brains out!!!

Tuesday, July 26, 2005 3:24:00 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the cartoon stinkhole!!

Tuesday, July 26, 2005 3:24:00 AM

 
Anonymous Max said...

Its a little weird that you have a semi-crush on a cartoon character but what is really insane is that of all the hottie "drawings" (I thought it would sound as obsurd to you as it does to me if I typed it out) out there she is not even the hottest I mean come one what about Gem that was one hot cartoon character that was of age and could turn into an even hotter sexier slut just by touching her ear.

I only know that since it was on after GI Joe.

Tuesday, July 26, 2005 2:19:00 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Tuesday, July 26, 2005 2:59:00 PM

 
Blogger cgpop said...

Gem? Get the fuck out. I'm really happy this post brought out the pro anime fucking demo.

Tuesday, July 26, 2005 11:46:00 PM

 
Anonymous Chops said...

Chops here. There are MUCH hotter/suxually appealing cartoon characters out there. For starters, Lucy from Peanuts (not to mention Sally), Olive Oil, and of course, Optimus Prime. So strong. So forceful. So metallic. I mean, I'm not alone on this one, right? Right?

Wednesday, July 27, 2005 6:35:00 PM

 
Blogger cgpop said...

Olive Oil? I understand that was a joke. All of you need to check out a teen titans episode, Raven is so worth it.

Wednesday, July 27, 2005 11:39:00 PM

 
Blogger ...stephanie said...

at least she is a drawing of a human. i have a friend who confided in me that she had a crush on the blob from fern gully.

you realize you posted this at 4:20 pm? there were better activities you should have been engaging in.

Friday, July 29, 2005 9:39:00 PM

 
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