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Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Lost Season 2, possible suggestions...


In case you live in a fucking hole, you already know that season 2 of Lost kicks off tonight. I'm a fan of the show, really liked the first season. The only thing is I think there is a huge possibility that the creators fuck up the entire show. There are many conspiracy theories out on the internet about the possible circumstances that the crash survivors find themselves in now. Some type of Bermuda triangle place, it's actually just someone's dream (which would make me and about everyone else hate the show), etc. I'd like to throw a conspiracy theory of my own out there. I think it's possible that they're stuck inside one of Rosie O'Donnel's fat rolls. This isn't so much because I actually think they are caught in one of her fat rolls, I just wanted to take a shot at Rosie O'Donnel, b/c I hate her. Anyway, if the show starts to suck this season (I don't think it will but you never know) here are some possible suggestions to the creators of the series. These are fucking golden I tell you.

1. The Polar Bear and Invisible monster are really cool. I think It'd cooler if they start to find more animals that could possibly kill or maim more of the survivors. Let's go with some of those big ass salt water crocodiles floating around. There could be an episode where the invisible monster the polar bear and the saltwater croc's face off in a battle royal to the death, fucking ratings juggernaught, who wouldn't want to watch that? Also some other animals, how about some Koala Bears? They're cute, they're constantly stoned, what's not to like about Koala Bears? OH, how about an emu farm? This is all totally solid advice if the show starts to go south.

2. Ok, we only really know about 10 or 12 of the characters really well. There's like 40 or 50 more people on the island we never get to see! I smell cameo opportunities, possibly a couple of regulars to join the cast out of the nameless many that are also stranded on the island. All of the suggestions below are celebrities who would be playing themselves.

a. Mr. T: Give me a break, who wouldn't like to see Mr. T join this cast? "I ain't climbing down that crazy-assed shaft sucka!" His back story would be great too, they could show him rehearsing some lines as Clubber Lane in Rocky 3. T would definitely be a regular cast member.

b. Milla Jovovich: Ok, enough said right there. You can never get too many hot chicks on the show, and there aren't too many chicks hotter than Milla. Plus she's a tough chick (Resident Evil) who wouldn't look out of place scrapping around on the island. They could just show a bunch of those L'Oreal Feria commercials for her backstory. DEFINITELY a regular cast member.

c. Andy Dick: Who wouldn't like to see Andy Dick get violently murdered by a huge fucking Polar Bear? That's right, everyone would. This would obviously be a cameo role, so they wouldn't have to do a flashback sequence, which would be a plus because no wants to see a bunch of gay sex.

d. Lebron James: This would also be a cameo role as well. Lebron would actually be athletic enough to escape the island in time for the Cavs season opener against the Knicks.

Anyway those are just some suggestions for season 2 of Lost. Can't wait to see what happens tonight.

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Blogger Satisfied '75 said...

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Thursday, September 22, 2005 3:01:00 AM

 
Blogger cgpop said...

definitely, I don't think they'll need to use any of my ideas, thank god (I still think the Milla Jovovich one is good)

Thursday, September 22, 2005 9:34:00 AM

 
Blogger Scrubby Nub and The Bothered Brigade said...

Milla is perfect. She was in Return to the Blue Lagoon. She definitely knows how to handle herself wearing barely anything at all. Ratings would skyrocket.

Thursday, September 22, 2005 2:11:00 PM

 
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