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Sunday, October 16, 2005

Robbed!


How did Tara Reid not win best supporting actress for the calendar year of 1999, last millennium? She was robbed! Let me refresh everyone's memory, Tara (of the now defunct Taradise) played a chick, in still kinda but not half as funny as the first time you saw it American Pie, who was virgin and who didn't want to have sex! Tara Reid, a virgin. Not even fucking nominated! This is the largest oversight in Academy history! Angelina Jollie won for playing a chick in a psycho ward! She had a pet rat and married Billy Bob Thorton, you do the math. Tara on the other hand actually got through the whole film without breaking into hysterics each time she had to pretend about being a prude. I don't know, maybe they used a bunch of CGI and shit to get the performance they got out of Tara in AP but if they didn't I feel very sorry for Tara and this gross injustice served up by the Academy. You academy fuckers should be ashamed of yourselves, assholes.

editor's note: The computer is virus free. Finally. Now when I post I can skip lines and put the single picture at the top of the post (my signature trademark) that I'm sure was sorely missed by all.

11 Comments:

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Sunday, October 16, 2005 7:55:00 PM

 
Blogger Martin McFriend said...

I would have to say that is, at best, an abortion of justice.

Monday, October 17, 2005 3:00:00 AM

 
Blogger cgpop said...

I just get so sad when I dwell upon it too long. I think the fake cans she is now in possession of are some type of coping mechanism.

Monday, October 17, 2005 6:18:00 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I still can not see a picture. Maybe you still got a virus although I would rather have a computer virus then whatever Tara has got.

Monday, October 17, 2005 11:05:00 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She has put some weight on lately and started to go down hill. I bet she is the kind of girl that could eat an entire Chilli Dog.

Monday, October 17, 2005 1:52:00 PM

 
Blogger Satisfied '75 said...

her newish fake t-boys are pornstar huge. way to go Tara!!

Monday, October 17, 2005 7:29:00 PM

 
Blogger The Captain of the Ship said...

oh, tara.

remind me NEVER to use her surgeon. even when im like, "dude! i'll also get to enjoy the finer points of bolivia! tourism flourishes there! and hes throwing in an ipod!" just slip me some low grade pharmaceutical and hand me over to someone in bev hills. preferably whoever did carmen's tits. thanks in advance, boys.

Monday, October 17, 2005 8:05:00 PM

 
Blogger cgpop said...

Such a WHORE, she's so lucky Taradise was cancelled, the largest public meltdown this side of that Brittney Spears "show".

Monday, October 17, 2005 9:34:00 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Best regards from NY!
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Wednesday, January 24, 2007 11:50:00 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Enjoyed a lot! »

Tuesday, February 06, 2007 2:10:00 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

best regards, nice info »

Sunday, March 18, 2007 3:17:00 AM

 

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