same as it ever was (talking heads)

Monday, November 21, 2005

Beggars can't be choosers

After a U2 concert and long night of partying, the bars or clubs close, sometimes folks just aren't ready to go home. When this happens the next logical step is to find an "after hours" "party" or "club". I'm not one to delve into personal info here, but I'll make a sort of exception this time. Here are some things that you could have heard if you were hanging out with our group Saturday b/wn 3-5 am est.

"Jesus Christ, 30 dollars a head to park! A head! I don't really think that building looks up to fire code standards."

"Why do you think they built this place on the site of an Indian burial ground?" "Dude I think you're wrong, I bet it was a former pet semetary."

"Why do I have the feeling that this is going to end like that Ice Cube "Damn it was a good day" video? Or whatever the fuck it's called?"

"The decor is awesome here, I'm just too frightened to laugh." "You're right, I'm sure upset I missed out when a crack dealer kicked off that air conditioning unit over in the corner."

"I really hope this is the long delayed extras party for Carlito's Way."

"My goal tonight is to not be an integral part of someone earning a tear drop tatoo."

"Holy shit, people really do listen to Reggeaton."

"Hey have you guys gone to the bathroom yet?" "Let me stop you there, I really don't want you to finish that sentence."

"I think unprotected sex with Pamela Anderson would be the safer option than staying here any longer." "No way would I have sex with her."

"I've never been as happy in my life to have spent $27 on two bud lights."

"I think all of the chicks here are hookers, I'm pretty sure I just saw Samantha from Sex in the City."

7 Comments:

Blogger Satisfied '75 said...

awww shittt, you were at DOOBIE'S, you just higghhh

Tuesday, November 22, 2005 2:36:00 AM

 
Anonymous bones said...

Damn dude, sounds like a good night... I'm curious to know where you were.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005 9:13:00 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess Backstreet has really gone downhill.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005 9:41:00 AM

 
Blogger Chili Drip said...

Were there any Jotos performing the Chili Dog in the bathroom?

Tuesday, November 22, 2005 4:28:00 PM

 
Blogger CHW said...

Glad to hear you were able to live to write about it.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005 4:30:00 PM

 
Blogger cgpop said...

Shady stuff indeed. chilli drip I'm upset we told you about the chilli dog, I knew this would happen with you.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005 9:04:00 AM

 
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