same as it ever was (talking heads)

Sunday, November 13, 2005

"Dine" In

"For here. I'll have the combo #1, value sized, with a Sprite to drink. That'll be all."
"Did you say combo one?"
"Ok, a combo one. Do you want a drink with that?"
"A drink, do you want a drink?"
"Ummm, doesn't the combo #1 come with a drink?"
"Yeah, so ummm, yeah I'll have a drink with it considering it comes with a drink and also considering that I already told you I want a Sprite."
"A Sprite, we outta Sprite."
"You're out of Sprite? How do you run of out Sprite?"
"We have Coke."
"Fine. I'll have a Coke, whatever."
"Combo #1 with a Coke. Do you want to value size that?"
"Yeah, I'll value size it. Did you not hear me earlier? I'm trying to be difficult, just wondering?"
"Forget what I said, but yes, value size it."
"What do you mean forget what you said, you don't want to value size it?"
"No, I do want to value size. Value size it."
"Ok, a #1 with a Coke, value sized. Dine in or take out?"
"You're fucking with me? Right?"
"Just wondering, because yet again, I have already given you this information. In fact I gave you all of the vital information for this transaction unprompted within the first three seconds of interfacing with you. The whole problem is that you didn't listen initially."
"So does this mean that you're dining in or not?"
"Yes, I'm dining (making air quotes) in."
"Ok, that's a #1 with Sprite to drink, value sized, dine in. Would you like anything else?"
"You said, a Sprite, I thought you didn't have Sprite?"
"Yeah, we got Sprite."
"You just told me you didn't have Sprite?"
"It's fixed. Anything else sir? We have a long line behind you, we're real busy right now."
"Yeah, I'd like to speak to the manager."
"I am the manager."
"Really? You're kidding me, right? Please tell me you're joking."
"No, anything else."
"No, that'll be it."


Blogger Satisfied '75 said...

that burger looks delicious.

Sunday, November 13, 2005 9:15:00 PM

Blogger Scrubby Nub and The Bothered Brigade said...

That's what I was thinking. I almost bought a burger for lunch after looking at that beautiful thing.

Fast-food employees are retarded.

Sunday, November 13, 2005 9:57:00 PM

Blogger The Captain of the Ship said...

being the vegetarian in the group, i have to say the burger almost looks delicious save for the sauce dripping like puss everywhichwhere. gross. the fries look nice, though.

this is what you get for dining "in". i thought fast food was only available for take out. ive only ever had a del taco quesadilla for my fast food. once. like 15 years ago. who knew?

Monday, November 14, 2005 12:17:00 AM

Blogger heartthrob40 said...

no hamburger is worth that amount of trouble. Now, a Willy's Mexican burrito on the other hand.....

Monday, November 14, 2005 7:44:00 PM

Blogger Satisfied '75 said...

Willy's is so damn good. One of the things I do miss about Atlanta. I had one September while back for a wedding and nearly stole the vinegar based sauce.

Monday, November 14, 2005 8:58:00 PM

Blogger cgpop said...

Do you guys have Rubio's out in L.A.? I had it in Phoenix three or so years back when I visiting a buddy. Awesome stuff (lobster burritos and fish tacos and shit like that). We still don't have any stuff like that down here yet.

Monday, November 14, 2005 10:24:00 PM

Blogger Scrubby Nub and The Bothered Brigade said...

Rubio's is the bomb. So is Baja Fresh. So, so many burritos. They're glorious.

Monday, November 14, 2005 10:41:00 PM

Blogger heartthrob40 said...

Well...I am in Greenville, South Carolina and all we have is a Willy's Poser. Moe's doesn't hold a candle to Willy's.

Tuesday, November 15, 2005 6:50:00 AM

Anonymous max said...

Yeah Moe's sucks it seriously smells like feet inside a Moe. The good news though is everyone has Chipotle and they have the best burritos by far, but those assholes charge an extra 1.25 for chips and that sucks.

That is all.

Tuesday, November 15, 2005 10:05:00 AM

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