same as it ever was (talking heads)

Friday, November 25, 2005

Maybe you didn't notice

but my feet were on the seat in front of me. Yeah, I was planning on propping them up during the film. That's going to be hard now seeing as you and your girlfriend (both total fat asses bytheway) have occupied the seats where my feet would have during the film. I was trying to make it obvious that I was going to be using the seats in front of me by putting my feet there so people would hopefully get the hint. I'm a tall drink of water relatively speaking, if I went to Asia I'd probably be worshiped because of my height (that's an exaggeration, but people would have to tilt their heads in an upward motion so they could engage me in conversation or stare at me). Let me not get off track here. I sat in the second to the top row...in the aisle seat...we're at Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang...not exactly Harry Potter...I say this because the theater is less than 20% full. Yet for some unknown reason, you and fat girlfriend decided to sit in the third to the top row in the seats directly in front of me. There aren't other people occupying the other seats in your row. Do you hate me? I was here first. With my feet up in the seat that you're now sitting in. I now fucking hate you. I am very glad that you're fat. It was Thanksgiving yesterday, do you really think you really need that massive tub o popcorn? With a large sized box of Milk Duds? I think you may have wandered into the wrong theater, actually. Larry the Cable Guy isn't in this movie. I really want to ask you, this very instant, if you're a fucking idiot or just a generally rude bastard. But of course I won't. I'll go home and write a blog entry about it before I go out this weekend. You suck. Really bad. Fucking asshole. (s)

16 Comments:

Blogger Chili Drip said...

you should have kicked them in the head and then pissed in their popcorn...

or maybe given the fat girl a nice slow chili dog.

Friday, November 25, 2005 11:13:00 PM

 
Blogger Laura said...

I always love putting my feet up at the movie theater.

I hate when people sit right in front of you. Mostly when their bigger then you. And this time I guess one of them was.

Saturday, November 26, 2005 7:44:00 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if only the obese population gave cgpop the same god-like status that the asian population is reported to give him. then, this would never happen. cgpop, i think you've got three options here: you can see movies in china, stop going to crappy movies, or move back a row(or two seats to the right). your worship-inspiring height doesn't stretch two rows, does it?

Saturday, November 26, 2005 12:39:00 PM

 
Blogger Satisfied '75 said...

I love "chili drips" name. That's sweet. Mad props to Chili.

sanders, if you ever get out to LA I am taking you out for a TOMMY BURGER. That's a double chili-cheese burger. If we get all fucked up and go at 3am, then we have to "Mega-Combo" it.

Monday, November 28, 2005 3:30:00 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sanders sucks dicks for nickels

Tuesday, November 29, 2005 8:19:00 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate when people call movies "films".

Wednesday, November 30, 2005 12:07:00 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah...like, "mad props" dude...

Wednesday, November 30, 2005 7:15:00 AM

 
Blogger cgpop said...

My anonymous fan club, you dudes rule.

Thursday, December 01, 2005 8:29:00 PM

 
Blogger Brent said...

I've been to 2 movies this year because theaters suck so bad. I normally just get the yardapes talking on their cell phones.

Friday, December 02, 2005 7:26:00 AM

 
Blogger The Captain of the Ship said...

if you were gay, i'd say, "snap."

wait, if I were gay i'd say "snap".

either way, ouch to the fat people.

Saturday, December 03, 2005 8:55:00 PM

 
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