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Thursday, November 03, 2005

Which is "coolest"

1. Having the fourth deepest free dive in the history of the world.

2. Discovering dinosaur bones.

3. Being able to "pound" anything in the world. Meaning like, an insect or a tree or a lamp-post, anything.

4. Having caught a 60+ yard football touchdown. The ball bounces off the defender's helmet and miraculously falls into your arms and you are then able to run into the end-zone.

editor's note: I'm trying to solve (or maybe start, I'm not sure yet) a very fucking stupid debate of sorts, so your input is much needed and appreciated.

21 Comments:

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Thursday, November 03, 2005 11:44:00 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The free dive for sure. IT a great individual accomplishemnt.

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Friday, November 04, 2005 8:12:00 AM

 
Blogger Sideburns said...

Hands down 60+ yard completion. I tell of many tales witnessed taking place on an athletic surface, but this one truly speaks of a person's passion for the game of football. Also take note of the ass Mrs. Aguilera bears resembles that of a prepubescent young boy.

Friday, November 04, 2005 9:04:00 AM

 
Blogger Sideburns said...

Hands down 60+ yard completion. I tell of many tales witnessed taking place on an athletic surface, but this one truly speaks of a person's passion for the game of football. Also take note of the ass Mrs. Aguilera bears resembles that of a prepubescent young boy.

Friday, November 04, 2005 9:05:00 AM

 
Blogger cgpop said...

I'd have to agree with you sideburns, about the football thing, not about the prepubescent young boy thing.

Friday, November 04, 2005 9:58:00 AM

 
Anonymous elliott said...

football.

Friday, November 04, 2005 10:09:00 AM

 
Anonymous max said...

A JV Football game TD in mop up time off the other teams helmet cooler

The 4th Deepest free dive of all time into the great blue sea... Come on!!

Friday, November 04, 2005 10:16:00 AM

 
Anonymous bones said...

Being able to "pound" anything. Especially that Aguilera ass in the raft. Shit!

Friday, November 04, 2005 10:56:00 AM

 
Anonymous kaplan said...

Id have to select "pounding" prepubescent boys. Wait, did i misunderstand the question?

Friday, November 04, 2005 11:12:00 AM

 
Blogger Satisfied '75 said...

pounding shit

Friday, November 04, 2005 2:14:00 PM

 
Blogger CHW said...

Catching the 60-yarder!

Friday, November 04, 2005 4:49:00 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are any of them actually true? If so, I'd have to go with dinosaur bones or catching a 60-yarder.

Friday, November 04, 2005 9:03:00 PM

 
Blogger Brent said...

No question here -- catching a 60+ yarder for a TD. It's not about passion, and it's not about miracles -- it's simply being such a finely-tuned athlete and being "one with the ball." Also some Jedi mindtricks help. Oh yeah, and a strong background in Physics to deal with angles, deflections, and velocity when the ball is hit off the defender's helmet.

It beats being able to pound small insects, discovering a fossil, or diving into the a deep pool for awhile while plugging your nose and praying you don't pass out.

Saturday, November 05, 2005 2:44:00 PM

 
Blogger Chili Drip said...

Easily the POUNDING, talk about using physics to deal with angles, deflections and the velocity when your balls are being hit. Plus it is a life long talent and useful tool and use of your tool.

Saturday, November 05, 2005 11:59:00 PM

 
Blogger Brent said...

I don't think having a small enough penis to pound insects is a "talent," though it definitely deserves a place in the Guiness Book of World Records under the "Embarassing Body Parts" chapter.

Sunday, November 06, 2005 8:17:00 AM

 
Anonymous snake said...

alright, before I answer, some basic questions:

is pound synonymous with bang, which is synonymous with fuck, or pummel the crap out of?

where is the line of scrimmage in the football example? what's the score? and what down is it? (and don't say it's 4th and 9 against Notre Dame with seconds left on the clock asshole)

what kind of dinosaur are we talking about? just any old dinosaur?

what is the depth difference between the fourth deepest free dive and the first? howabout the fifth?

Monday, November 07, 2005 2:15:00 PM

 
Blogger cgpop said...

Yes, pound as in fuck

A JV football game, the outcome well in hand

A Wooley Mammoth (not really a dinosaur, I found this out after the initial post, also this never really happened)

I'm not sure the difference, but this event didn't happen either, well it happened, someone has the fourth longest free dive, just not Max

Monday, November 07, 2005 5:03:00 PM

 
Blogger Brent said...

JV football game, 3 minutes left, don't know the down, line of scrimmage is your own 37 yard line. Catch the ball "off defender's helmet" and run 40 yards for a 63-yard TD. Score was 21-7 at the time, then 21-14, your team then recovers an onside kick but can't pull off victory. Somehow people have seen this video.

Tuesday, November 08, 2005 7:19:00 AM

 
Blogger cgpop said...

Actually "the immaculate JV reception" is the only option here (a great option I might add) b/c the rest of them are made-up. Pig you must get a copy of that tape, I'd pay hard earned dollars to see it. Why don't you have a copy?

Tuesday, November 08, 2005 5:40:00 PM

 
Blogger Brent said...

I'm sure my parents have it somewhere. But, out of fear that I'll run across a "naughty" video...I won't go looking when I come in town for the holidays.

I should send it to the defender since we're nearing the 10-year anniversary of such a dramatic, life-changing moment for me.

Wow, xtina's ass is nice. Too bad that field has been plowed for way too many seasons.

Tuesday, November 08, 2005 8:51:00 PM

 
Anonymous Max said...

That field definitely has been plowed.. . Even in the library.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005 10:18:00 AM

 

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