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Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Cartoons and drug use (continued): Yogi the Bear

Yogi the Bear! What a fucking pot head! The first step in noticing this is that Yogi is basically unemployed. Sure he's got a tie on, but trust me, he overslept and missed that job interview. Always lounging around the national forest. Extremely lethargic, he's too tired to even scare people, and he's a fucking bear. He has to wait to steal people's picnic baskets. And come on now how many picnic baskets can one eat in a single day? Got the munchies much there Yogi? Also he lives in a fucking Jellystone national park! A bunch of room to grow your own shit. The thing that disturbs me the most is his relationship with Boo-Boo. Boo-Boo seems like a straight-laced type cub who tries to keep Yogi out of trouble, but why in the hell would Boo-Boo's mom let him hang out with a lawless ganja toker like Yogi?! I mean sooner than later Boo-Boo is going to be smoking the shit too! Ranger Smith really needs to call DFACS on her ass. Ranger Smith, what the fuck is your job pal? Why the fuck isn't Yogi in lockdown? Jellystone's got a Rastifarian serial burglar running rampant through the forest. Does anyone think this is a safe situation? Unbelievable, no wonder travel to our national parks has decreased steadily the last decade*.

editor's note:* That statistic is a lie, unlike the rest of the post.

9 Comments:

Blogger Pops said...

Somebody is en fuego. The last 2 posts were pee my pants funny.

Thursday, December 29, 2005 8:24:00 AM

 
Blogger cgpop said...

gracias pops

Thursday, December 29, 2005 8:59:00 AM

 
Blogger Captain Bee said...

"Also he lives in a fucking Jellystone national park! A bunch of room to grow your own shit. "

Fucking hilarious shit, and true too.

I was going to make a clever comment about forest fires and smoking up but that's SMOKEY the Bear, not Yogi.

Smokey is probably a closet toker, too.

Thursday, December 29, 2005 12:16:00 PM

 
Anonymous bones said...

Its quite likely that Ranger Smith is on the take from Yogi... Yogi passes on a little bit of his stash to Smith (through Boo-Boo the runner), and Smith averts his eyes to Yogi's thievery...

Just another one of nature's symbiotic relationships, you know?

Thursday, December 29, 2005 1:02:00 PM

 
Anonymous max said...

Man Yogi is like the Grinch in that he also has clothes up stairs but lets his unit dangle...

must be a cartoon thing

Thursday, December 29, 2005 1:57:00 PM

 
Blogger cgpop said...

Great points made by both Captian Bee and Bones. Smokey the Bear definitely started some of those forest fires with his careless joint disposal. Also, I agree that Ranger Smith is on the take, he has to be.

Thursday, December 29, 2005 5:02:00 PM

 
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