same as it ever was (talking heads)

Thursday, December 29, 2005

"Happy New Year's!"..."What the fuck did you say to me?"

"I, ummm, I said, Happy New Year's?"
"Oh, really? Well fuck you too! You just assumed I went by your calendar huh? Fucking typical!"
"Yeah, I was just trying to be nice. I'm really sorry if I offended you."
"Well it's a bit too late for that now isn't it jerkoff!"
"Again, I'm really sorry."
"Sorry doesn't cut it. Look at you, you're white, I bet you have a job too. You're the MAN. Fuck you republican blood-sucker."
"You're white also."
"Oh, nice comeback. You know there are some of us who don't go by YOUR calendar asshole! I'm a fucking pagan OK!"
"Shoving your fucking agenda down my throat. What would you say to me on Valentine's day?"
"Probably nothing."
"I don't know, Happy Valentine's Day? I guess? I don't know, probably nothing."
"That's what I thought, Happy Valentine's Day! I knew it! I'm a fucking eunuch! We don't celebrate, Valentine's day!"
"Ok, fine. Can I leave now?"
"How about St. Patrick's day?"
"Oh let me see, Happy Saint Patty's day."
"I'm fucking Scottish, you hate-monger!"
"Ok, fine, I'll never wish anybody happy anything anymore, you cool with that?"
"A bit too late for that...hey where are you going? Come back here, I'm not done yelling at you yet!"


Anonymous bones said...

There's nothing so refreshing as an angry drunk on New Years...

Friday, December 30, 2005 12:08:00 AM

Anonymous LMoore said...

Such an angry little fellow you are

Friday, December 30, 2005 5:13:00 PM

Blogger cgpop said...

Totally missing the point dude, that's allright.

Friday, December 30, 2005 6:59:00 PM

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