same as it ever was (talking heads)

Monday, December 12, 2005

I don't know an apt title for this post

maybe it should be, "totally fucking awesome idea!". I mean this isn't possible, dogs would suck at cards, they don't even have opposable thumbs (they don't even have thumbs at all...they have paws), so no way could they hold the cards. Also, usually at least, dogs favorite activities consist of chewing stuff, digging, barking, licking themselves, napping, and getting petted. I have a dog, I wish it could play poker (tail wag is an immediate tell) I would take all of its money (if it actually possessed any currency...remember it's a dog). Moving on. Anyway, the fact that dogs can't play poker is what makes this painting a classic and whoever did it is totally rich now (also poker is awesome)(am I being serious in that last sentence except for the rich part?). Here are some more suggestions for painting involving animals (creatures maybe) and games (maybe activities too).

1. Scrabble and Goldfish
2. Chess and Hippos
3. Russian Roulette and Polar Bears
4. Chutes and Ladders and Sea Turtles (must be sea turtles though, otherwise not funny)
5. Dominos and Flamingos
6. Blackjack and Ants
7. Bowling and Turkeys (double funny)
8. Yachting and Cats (they HATE water)
9. Curling and Spiders
10. Polo and Great White Sharks (Tiger Sharks would suffice, of course)
11. Hopscotch and Alligators
12. Skydiving and Yaks
13. Gymnastics and Carrier Pigeons
14. Football and Tigers
15. Crack Smoking and Dolphins

editor's note: I can't fucking paint, so anyone out there who can...Merry Christmas, these are all fucking gold I tell you. I mean, curling and spiders? No way could a spider push the curling things or run and hold the brooms, they'd get killed probably instantaneously if they even attempted to try this activity. Absolute cash.


Blogger Scrubby Nub and The Bothered Brigade said...

Sea Urchins playing Jai Alai.

Monday, December 12, 2005 10:55:00 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hookers playing Jenga.

Hookers don't count?

How about child hookers? Asian ones? No?


There goes my plans for the weekend.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005 7:29:00 AM

Blogger Pops said...

Your are a f'ing nutball

Tuesday, December 13, 2005 1:30:00 PM

Blogger cgpop said...


Wednesday, December 14, 2005 11:02:00 AM

Blogger U2isOverratedandSucksTerribly-WorstBandEver said...

it's official.. you are fucking nuts

Thursday, December 15, 2005 11:33:00 AM

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