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Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Fake myspace profile (1): If this goes well it could be a recurring post

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"He died for our sins"

Sarah's latest blog entry: "Mel Gibson"...I really think "The Passion of the Christ" is an accurate depiction of the last hours of our lord and savior. It's not hypocritical that Mel made a boat load of money, Jesus wants it that way.

Sarah's blurbs:
About me: I'm just a normal down to earth girl, go Texas! I like to hang around with my friends, go to high school football games, volunteer at church, pray at church, judge people, and rollerskate. Catholics are yucky! Go team Baptist!

Who I'd like to meet: Billy Graham, Tammy Faye Baker, God, Jesus...but not Moses.

Sarah's Interests:
General: The Blue Collar Comedy Tour, singing in the choir, apple pie and vanilla ice cream, The upcoming firey rapture that will lead all the ungodless pagan sinners to their firey beds in the 8th circle of Hell!, my dog Rusty.

Music: Creed, FM 104.1 The Fish a local Fort Worth station with my favorite morning dj Randy "my god is your god, your god is my god, unless you're of a different skin pigmentation" Smith.

Movies: "The Passion", I've seen it 472 times.

Television: I don't watch it. Grandma says people who watch reality TV are going to Hell. I'd have to say I agree.

Books: The Bible (New Testament obviously)

Heros: Kirk Cameron

65 Comments:

Anonymous bones said...

Damn, girl. You got it going on. Thanks for the add.

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see http://007google.com/MySpace.aspx

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"Git R Done"

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fuck ... i almost fell over laughing. that should be a recurring post. and i'm sure if you set it up you'd make friends right away.

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Blogger Scrubby Nub and The Bothered Brigade said...

Fucking genius, dude. Pure fucking genius. "About Me" is brilliance yet to be matched in the blogosphere.

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"Who I'd like to meet: Billy Graham, Tammy Faye Baker, God, Jesus...but not Moses."

HAHAHAHHHAH!

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You know you are on the way to hell now right? Don't worry, it's not too late to accept Jesus into your heart. Give me a call, we'll talk.

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Back in the day, I set up a fake account on Friendster for Mel Gibson along similar religious lines ... I can't log into it anymore, but it's still up: http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=7822334

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I will be checking that out fo sho

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That's awesome. Sarah is obviously saving it for marriage too. Is there really a fish radio station?

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That's awesome. Sarah is obviously saving it for marriage too. Is there really a fish radio station?

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awesome sanders. i like this! hey do you think this one is fake too: www.myspace.com/gotchiggers?

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brilliant!

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