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Saturday, May 13, 2006

On Dansing, part second

In On Dansing I went through my highly routined danse pattern that I engage in before I attempt to grind. I'm still going to abide by it but I'm going to try something new also, I think I'll put it closer to the end of the routine. I'm going to call it "The American Pie".

Basically I'll just walking around the danse floor pretending like I'm fucking a pie, like that dude did in that American Pie movie, but I'll talk shit to the pie while I'm pretending to fuck it. I'll say stuff like

"Oh yeah Pie, how you like that? That wasn't a rhetorical question, go ahead and answer."

and stuff like

"Damn Pie, you're kinda hot tonight. Did you just come out of the oven? You better not burn my penis."

also

"I see you got a little cinnamon mixed up in you Pie. I likes me some cinnamon."

finally

"OHHH shit, I just hit TIN, What What!"

editor's note: That wasn't too weird was it? I really think it'd be a good danse move.

4 Comments:

Blogger Jacquie said...

There's almost no such thing as too weird. I laughed..I like it.
Be careful if you start to hit tin.

Saturday, May 13, 2006 6:36:00 PM

 
Blogger chiggers said...

does your pie have a scoop of vanilla ice cream with it?

Monday, May 15, 2006 3:06:00 PM

 
Anonymous Pops said...

When you are breaking it down on the floor feel free to throw in a couple of my patented "weakside bombs" if you like.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006 5:18:00 PM

 
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