same as it ever was (talking heads)

Saturday, July 22, 2006

the brand new game that's sweeping the nation "confuse a shot girl"

Let's say hypothetically not much is happening around your neck or the woods on say a Friday night. Ok, most of the friends are out of town, but it's been a long work week, you don't really want to waste Friday night in front of the TV, what to do? Hmmmmmmmmmm, got it, hypothetically, you should head over to your nearest local strip club. Genius, genius idea, you are a genius now.

Ok, at _insert name of local strip club_and you have spent obscene amounts of money by this point. A shot girl comes up to you and asks if you want a shot (of jager, or jager bomb, or a red headed slut, or maybe a lemon drop, or that shit that is blue, or maybe the sunny D, or possibley the purple stuff, I would personally go for the purple stuff, hypothetically). Ok, so you've done a fair amount of drinking by this point in the evening and agree for shot girl to tender services for an amount of 5 dollars US american (hypothetical situation).

I don't know if anyone has ever been to a strip club, I'm thinking probably yes 100 percentile of the readers of this blog have but (to air on the side of safety) the shot comes in what looks like a test tube vile type aparatus, this is important information. Let's say the shot girl then sits in your lap and takes the vile of the purple stuff and starts to lick it and look at you and shove the vile down her throght like she performing fellatio. Yes like she's giving the vile a blow-job but she's looking intently at you this is the point where the brand new game that's sweeping the nation "confus a shot girl" comes into play (hypothetically). Simply say to the shot girl...

"This is suppossed to be a metaphor. Right?"

editor's note: If you are ever at a strip club and a stripper who's stripping says to you, "I took Red Bull, it gave me wings" for no apparent reason, instead of dwelling on the implications of this statement at this point and time say to her "as advertised".


Blogger chiggers said...

oi vey.

i'd take the purple one.

Saturday, July 22, 2006 5:28:00 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahah. I think the footnote really made this post.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006 12:09:00 PM

Anonymous bones said...

"as advertised" is hilarious. And probably a little bit smarter than saying "I'm going to kill you when you get off work."

Wednesday, July 26, 2006 9:48:00 AM

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